Introduction

So there are a lot of shit blogs out there, and this one could probably be included as one of them. I don't intend that this blog should be held up as a beacon of intellect, in fact I hope the people who stumble across it will think the opposite.

This blog is concerned with one topic - the people who presently hold ministerial positions in Dail Eireann. Who are these knobs and why should they be paid so much money? For a job that uses more underpaid and malnourished assistants than a Vietnamese sweatshop, the least we should expect from our ministers is a bit of competence and effective governance. Indeed Mongo Harney has ensured over the last four years, that when someone is rushed to Beaumont Hospital all bloodied from a drunken fight the only thing they are going to get in A&E is syphilis. And we also got those fucking ads with the nurse : "I've had enough"???? - You are enough.

Basically, our tax money always go to shit. The buck stopped with Stan after our crap European campaign, so how come these pricks after chilling out in Kildare Street for two hours, still get a Garda escort to the nearest house with smack?

I intend, over the coming months, to give an alternative biography/'current status' of each of our Dail Ministers in the hope that some of it, or maybe 20% of it, is true. For equality sake's, I will also discuss the lives of some of our Ministers in shadow, i.e the saps in Opposition.

I will not start with "Y Tywyswr" ('The Leader' in Welsh), or the cretin that is otherwise known as Bertie Ahern. He can wait. I questioned myself as to who was most likely, among the Cabinet, to have been conceived through incest. With this is mind I turn to my first Dail Minister...


*(Disclaimer : This blog is meant for shits and giggles and offence is unintentional....except Bertie)